+564It seems like every birthday card in the aisle is either for someone over 50 or younger than 5. amirite?
+434Giving someone a taste of their own medicine rarely works. They either catch on too soon and throw it back in your face, or remain completely oblivious to the lesson you were trying to teach them. Amirite?
+366You'll know who your true friends were after you graduate from high school. They'll be the ones you actually make time for, and who make time to see you, when it's no longer convenient. Amirite?
+277Do pimps sleep with their hoes? That's kind of like getting high off your own supply. Amirite?
+181It'd be a good idea to have 'stapler stations' attached to the hallway walls in school, similar in construction to water fountains. Kids could staple their essays/homework on the way to class. It's convenient, it would be harder for staplers to get lost or stolen, and teachers/students wouldn't have to provide their own. Amirite?
+509Let's hope serial killers never get State Farm Agents. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. With a hatchet! And a family of four." Amirite?
+167You know your situation is F'd up when someone offers to pray for you. Amirite?
+118It would be more effective visually if they used tomato juice during communion instead of grape. Amirite?
+374Most people don't do it on purpose, but we tend to treat cute looking kids better than the 'uglier ones'. Two kids misbehave, the one that's 'cute' is more likely to get away with because they're already considered more tolerable. Amirite?
+13It's been 25 years since MLK day was first established and we still have lactose intolerance. It's a shame, amirite?
+492Admit it, you have no problem owning up to what these types of posts dare you to 'admit'. Amirite?
+642It sucks when your mum makes you an ugly maroon sweater as a Christmas present, but she makes your best friend a really cool one that matches his eyes. Amirite?
+210The elements song might actually be helpful if it didn't go so freakin' fast, amirite?