Deadpool probably isn't circumcised because of his regeneration ability, amirite?
@freq432 Yes, but if he regenerated everything to his "born with it" state, he'd have perfect skin too. He only...

That's not true, though. The tumours are a part of the genetic mutation that gave him the regeneration. That means that when his body regenerates, those tumours stay there, as they're still part of his genetic code.

Soon enough, we will run out of space for graveyards and burial becomes a luxury that only the richest can afford. amirite?

Fortunately, at that point, _most_ of us are well beyond caring.

Nobody has ever made a statue to dishonor the person it's depicting. amirite?
@Plastic_Island3688 Giant trump inflatable?

I wouldn't really say that counts as a statue though.

Nobody has ever made a statue to dishonor the person it's depicting. amirite?
There was a point in human history when pockets didn't exist, amirite?

There was a point in male human history they didn't exist. They still don't for women. Damn, I love being a dude, I had a book, an iPad, and my phone In my shorts pocket the other day.

There is a >0% chance that the universe could spontaneously end and we would have no idea, amirite?
If the Earth really is flat then we're literally a giant frisbee flying through space. amirite?

Come on, be serious. We all know we're riding on the back of a giant turtle that's constantly accelerating upward. Don't try to make this weird.

When you argue with someone in a dream, you are actually fighting with yourself, since you are imagining the conversation. amirite?

I'm usually arguing with myself even when I'm arguing with people while I'm awake, so it's all par for the course.

Skipping is the most efficient form of traveling but yet you and your pride and your ego refuse to skip even though it takes less energy to do and is faster than walking, amirite?

Do you have a source to back this up? Sounds dubious.

You're not sleeping naked, you're just wearing very loose clothing. amirite?

Presuming I sleep with the covers on... but I don't because I'm a monster!!

Tom and Jerry are actually best friends, they may fight, but at the end of the day, they are there for one another, amirite?

Ive heard a fan theory before that Tom and Jerry are actually friends, and that Tom is pretending to hate Jerry and chase him like a cat would do in order to protect Jerry, so the owner of Tom won't replace him with a cat that would actually kill Jerry.

So wholesome!

Putting down an animals that suffers is the "humane" thing to do, but in most cases humans with a condition that causes permanent suffering are kept alive as long as possible. amirite?

Look if im old & have diseases.
Please don't put me on life support.

Or if i have dementia. I don't want to lose my memories, i rather go and get myself made to a diamond(there's a service that uses dead humans to make into a diamond)

If Monsters Inc and Toy Story took place in a shared universe the toys would have stayed up all night defending their children from the scary monsters. amirite?

Since toys thrive on playing and monsters feed on screams, they would be competing for kids' attention.

Exercise makes you feel good. amirite?
@freq432 Not me.

It's an acquired taste, like beer or scotch

$50,000 is simultaneously a lot of money and not very much money. amirite?

Student debt put that into perspective for me real quick.