I always declare this beforehand so I can see the looks on peoples faces.
As long as you knew what I meant.
Cause she's sexy?
Or I wait for someone else to ask.
I hate it when they tell you that they used to like you right after you start to like them..
When you're really little it's really easy to think you can stay up late because your body produces fake energy that makes you feel awake even when you're not (FUN FACTS)
He was the first person with the courage to stand up and say something...
Billy Mays only sold stuff he had tested and new worked, so I'd buy anything from him.
How do you know my emotions?
God, you would've thought the tiara would've given it away..
It makes it so much better when people walk in, cause then they get entertainment and you get an audience.
Except for everyone who watches The Big Bang Theory
I don't want a "Prince Charming" because he married so many different ladies.
Wouldn't it be better to know, though?
Farmers wife... I'm still not sure why they thought that models or aspiring actors would be a good fit for a farmer though....