This website should be called "AmiGeorgeWBush" because that man is always right, amirite?
A person, inside a person, inside a person, inside a person... HUMAN CENTIPEDE! amirite?

A bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig...EPICMEALTIME!

You've accidentally called your teacher "mom" before, amirite?
If the Mayans were so good at predicting the future, you would have thought they would have seen the Spanish, amirite?

Thanks a lot for blowing a hole in that whole 2012 theory... I only went and quit college... disowned my entire family... blew all of my savings on horses and booze... slept with nearly all of the married women I could find... punched everybody who ever pissed me off...

Now I have to worry about choosing between redemption and pulling my life back together or simply carrying on as I am beyond 2012 under the pretense that I'm actually a "free spirit".

Grrrrrrrrrr!