When you give a fish CPR, amirite?
It's not until you start buying groceries that you realize how expensive fast food is. amirite?
@Cheytuflya That but once you learn to cook, you realize that you can make a better meal than what you'd get at any restaurant...

Chicken isn't that healthy. It's a known carcinogen, and many farm chickens also contain arsenic.

It's not until you start buying groceries that you realize how expensive fast food is. amirite?

Until you spend 150 dollars on a cart full of groceries

In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway. amirite?

In your 50's you don't know what your thinking

Horror films that don't use music are the scariest, amirite?

No they're not. It's the sounds that make people uncomfortable.

A skylight is the only kind of window designed not to be looked through. amirite?
@freq432 Stained glass.

Shoulda specified-designed to let all light through, though even that's a little nitpicky

The majority of people use WiFi almost constantly, but most of them don't even know what WiFi stands for. amirite?
@Mytokhondria Wiping Indians fannies indefinitely

Someone has to because they definitely don't

We underestimate how much pizza teachers pay out of pocket for over their lifetimes just to see their students happy. amirite?

Not all students like pizza, its just the most convenient

It doesn't make sense that a majority of stores are open 9-5 when most people work 9-5, amirite?

Most stores are open way later than 5. But there are small businesses that are open 9-5 and it's usually because they are run by the owners and the owner wants to work a reasonable schedule.

It doesn't make sense that a majority of stores are open 9-5 when most people work 9-5, amirite?
@Thatoneduderyan Our banks are closed at 4:30...

Ours close at 2pm... Imposible to go if working. We need to get a day off to go.

Teachers are giving students advice about the real world, yet teachers have zero experience with life outside of school, amirite?

Do you think that teachers are grown in a lab at school and then live out their lives there, without any interaction outside of their students?

To dogs, trees are toy manufacturers. amirite?

Or urinals.

Colourblind people might be people that see the real colours and not non-colourblind peeps, amirite?

I agree that may see everything we don't 🤷🏼‍♂️

If we and bananas share 80 percent of DNA, then do we turn in to banana plants if we remove that 20 percent of our DNA, amirite?

Take a scalpel and cut off %20 of your body. Boom, immediately a banana.

The experience of reheating and eating leftovers must date back hundreds, if not thousands of years, amirite?

The moment humans discovered fire? They discovered leftovers.