About me.

I am Jesus. No. Jesus was just an illusionist who utilized the ignorant prehistoric people's blind belief to manipulate them and make them believe he was the son of the God that doesn't exist. Therefore, I am BETTER than Jesus. At least I won't manipulate you.

My life and ambitions.

I'm going to get out of this hick town and become a movie star!

A brief history of my life.

I have lived in the small, farming town of Fort Atkinson, WI. I will soon be ESCAPING!

The things I could never live without.

Los Angeles, CA, big cities, Toyota Priuses, a studio apartment, class, acting

My favourite books, TV, music, movies and food.

Taken, Twilight, The Call, Lawless, Looper, Identity Thief, Die Hard, The Grudge, Sinister, Good Will Hunting, Inception, The Dark Knight Trilogy, pizza, ice cream, The Immortals, Harry Potter, Spongebob Squarepants, The Big Bang Theory, Dying Fetus, Job For A Cowboy, Skrillex, Knife Party

The coolest places I've visited.

Madison, WI, Los Angeles, CA (Google Maps--I'm a frequenter), Chicago, IL (Google Maps)

In my free time I like to...

Go to big cities on Street View, Google Maps, play Grand Theft Auto and True Crime in order to simulate being in a big city, watch TV, movies, work, drive around, attempt (and usually fail) to pick up hot chicks

Favourite Quotes

"Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when it's in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings."

You should send me a message if you..

Want to engage in intellectually stimulating conversation, or sex.

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In High School

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