You will probably suffer less severe pain in your lifetime than kings did in ancient times. amirite?
Since most people never change their numbers, mobile phone area codes are a permanent snapshot of where everyone lived in the early 2000s, amirite?

Who goes through the trouble of keeping a number? Asking for a friend.

Life is a free trial of immortality, amirite?

Lot of other plants and animals need to die for that "free" trial to keep going...

Many people are in a race to claim that they're the most oppressed and traumatised person. amirite?
In a relationship with Wolverine, getting fingered would have to be so stressful. amirite?
@Surfaces Yea, but one sneeze...


Also your username. (≧▽≦)

The upper level of a house is "upstairs" while the lower level of a house is "downstairs". Therefore, the main level of a house is technically "stairs". amirite?
You might be a part a strangers story that their telling their friends, amirite?

I would hope not.

In a relationship with Wolverine, getting fingered would have to be so stressful. amirite?
@Sharag did you just assume their sex, gender and sexuality

All in one go too! throw this individual in jail.


Anime flames are useless, amirite?

What's an anime flame

People who swear a lot are usually more honest than those who don't. amirite?

Because they have less self control.

Kevin Bacon could be a better actor, amirite?

Could he? Maybe hes acting at his ultimate level.

Venn chose like the most inconvenient shape for a diagram. amirite?

Some interesting trivia: a venn diagram refers to the overlap of categories represented by physical shapes, yes; but they don't have to be circles. Want squares? Do it. Triangles? Go for it. Icosagons? You do you, buddy.

Idaho, Wyoming, and Montana are the most beautiful states, yet only weirdos live there. amirite?

Utah is the king of land beauty + weirdo population

Women wake up and have to put their boobs in little pouches. amirite?
One man completely ruined a mustache style for the entire planet. FOREVER. amirite?