One of the biggest double standards in society is that a woman can be the victim of a double standard, but a guy can't, amirite?

A bigger double standard is when men have more social, political and financial power pretty much worldwide, but think sexism is when women complain about it.

You wonder how long you'd stay in the shower if you had all the time in the world and no worry of running out of hot water, amirite?
@Inamorata I once tried to eat breakfast in the shower when I ran out of time... It didn't turn out well.

Take a bath and bring some Ramen noodles. The noodles will be cooked and you can pick them from the water and eat them.