I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?

Took me a while to get but once I got it I literally LOL'D!

The way people treat animals is so appalling: I would NEVER flush my dead pet fish down the toilet. Amirite?

haha on peta's website they considered it animal abuse :P It's a fuucking dead fish!

In your high school life there is always that moment where you finally hit that "I just can't be bothered with this anymore" wall, amirite?

OMG story of my life!

All those poachers and idiots who give us hunters a bad name are extremely annoying, amirite?

No, killing animals for fun gives you a bad name

The perfect TLC show: Obese midgets with an obscene amount of kids, who force their children to compete in beauty pageants. They also bake cake in their spare time. Amirite?

And they're lottery winners!

EVERY SENIOR CITIZEN SHOULD HAVE LIFE ALERT. amirite?

omg, this actually made me laugh out loud!!

You have approximately four legal songs on your iPod, amirite?

I have approximately 0 legal songs. :P $1.29 a song, ya right!

Sooo, you are now watching the shaytards vlog just sit back, relax follow along. You know what I'm talking about, amirite?

Anyone who doesn't know what ur talking about is missing out on a year and a half of awesomeness!

It's embarrassing when your relatives/parent's friends come up to you and yell out things like "What's this? You have BREASTS now?" or "Oh look! He's got stubble! How cuuuteeee!", amirite?

Story of my life. And then "you got breast now" is always followed by "Do you have your period?!?!?!"

They should make something completely non-caloric so eating out of boredom isn't bad anymore, amirite?

any green vegetable, like celery, lettuce, green pepper, cucumber, ect. The fibre cancels out the 4 calories that's in them :P

It used to be a pain waiting for that guy to say "welcome to the curio shop, i hope you find what you're looking for", amirite?

Webkinz!! I remember I used to just go into stores, and take the little tag that had the code on it. :P

Damn it feels good to be an upper middle class suburban white kid, amirite?

Its funny and kinda sad because its true :P

TLC only has 4 concepts for their shows: midgets, cakes, pregnancy and fashion, amirite?

and having a abnormally large amount of children!

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong, amirite?

is it bad that i literally lol'd :P

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because PETA can't change anything. amirite?

I'm vegan, and i think Peta's fucking crazy!