An epic conversation- "I am hungary." "Maybe you should czech the fridge." "I'm russian to the kitchen." "Maybe you will find some turkey." "We have some but it is covered in a layer of greece." "Ew, there is norway you can eat that." "I think I'll settle for a can of chile." "That sounds appetizing, I would love a canada chile as well" "Denmark your name on the can." amirite?

That is Americazing!!

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Upside down condiment bottles that stand on their lids were a cool idea at first, but now they've kind of backfired and made things more complicated because whenever you put one down, you have to check to see which way it's supposed to go, amirite?

AHHHHH effort!!!

People always want to hard, amirite?

i hard your mom last night

Your internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl, amirite?
@iceeselenawiz I wish I could think of a clever pun like everyone else

I guess I should just delete this comment.

Hahahahaha. Hahaha. Haha....ha

People not in the U.S: The people on the internet give you the impression that Mitt Romney is the latest incarnation of Satan, amirite?
@If you actually knew about politics, you would know Mitt Romney is the more logical choice. He's not like satan is...

What about his steps to perpetuate the War on Drugs? That's gone on far too long. We need to put a stop to it NOW. Obama has at least shown he is willing to talk about a more sensible policy, while Romney is against even medical marijuana. And what about the ban on assault weapons? It's another senseless policy that will impact millions of Americans and serve as a stepping stone to further deteriorate the Second Amendment.

You are upstairs when suddenly, your mom calls you from the kitchen. As you run down the stairs you hear your mother shout from her room upstairs "Don't go in the kitchen! I heard it too!" You're now essentially trapped. This scenario is extremely troubling the more you think about it, amirite?
@rowanne With the same voice?

One of them is a ventriloquist

You hate when a little poo slips out, and you start walking, and little brownies slip out of your pant legs. amirite?
@Len I'm just going to slowly back up in a cliché manor now.

From the makers of Downton Abbey, introducing...

Cliché Manor

A single gene that is dramatically different in chimpanzees and humans may explain why apes cannot talk. Oh well, at least they can still communicate through rap music. amirite?

macklemore- the heist. not all rap is meaningless shit.

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Women Opposed to Double Standards: Fine, equality is what you want? From now on, the dinner tab is on you. Enjoy holding the door for me, along with giving me your jacket when it's cold outside. Oh, and I'll be sure to cut you off when we're both racing to exit the burning aircraft, amirite?

Uhm well that isn't equality... Paying your share of the dinner bill or taking turns, whoever gets to the door first holds it open, if her jacket fits him he should be able to borrow it if he's cold, and the 'women and children' first is illegal where I live anyway (it was only introduced because men were trampling the women and children to get to life boats) and now people have to leave based on their seating not gender. So yes it is equality what I want/ already live by.

The lines in Mean Girls that never get quoted must feel really unloved, amirite?

Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.

She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

Your face smells like peppermint.

(I try to work these into conversation as much as I...

It's really stupid how Illegal Immigrants get free education and taking all of the tax payer's money. People who are actually citizens paying for them to live here. It's ridiculous. amirite?
@The injuries they mentioned could severely interfere with work. Sitting at a desk? Nope, could further injure their...

Ugh, I hate when people say "illegals" like illegal immigrants are less than people. Believe it or not, they are people, and want the same things as you (opportunites, healthy children, political freedom, etc.). They can't help it that they weren't as fortunate as you to be born in a country that provides all of that. Obviously, it would be better if all immigration happened legally, but the current system in place makes it nearly impossible to immigrate here legally without immediate family members as citizens. But I really don't see the huge deal about illegal imigration, when there are so much bigger issues at hand.

Imagine if every time anyone made some kind of decision, like what route to take to school, the universe split into different dimensions. One with one route that s/he took, then a bunch of others based on other possible routes. There was a split for each and every little decision made by each person in the world, and there are infinite dimensions in existence now. There could be one where nazism rules, one where we are all just tribes of simple people, and many more, amirite?

One where Jeff loses an arm and Abed becomes evil.

LOL. BLUEella deWHALE is a clever name for a blue whale, amirite?
A developed country shouldn't be considered a place where the poor have cars, rather it should be where the rich use public transportation, amirite?
@pantherfanatic This is so dumb.... I can't find words to describe it.

WELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME ENGLISH CLASSES OR READ SOME MORE BOOKS OR SOMETHING SO THAT YOU CAN FIND SOME WORDS TO DESCRIBE IT INSTEAD OF WALKING AROUND LIKE "DURRRR I DON'T KNOW ANY WORDS TO TALK ABOUT WHAT I'M THINKING ME LIKE FOOOOD HURRRRRRRRRRR"

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