About me.

Well then. Everyone else seems to fill this box with interesting things. And who am I to be a non-conformist?

**Anthony's birthday is the same day as my parents' anniversary!!! ZOMG (May 19th)

1. I am in a saxophone quartet called the Mango Keys
2. Amirite is addicting
3. I like math, yet continually fail to get an A in it
4. I tell random people Happy Birthday, even when it's not their b-day
5. Everyone else has something about their religion in this box, but I'm an atheist.
6. Lorem Ipsum....
7. Taylor Swift is a babe. Just sayin'
8. Advice: never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time
9. I aspire to be like RayWilliamJohnson, but I don't have the hair for it
10. Being 14 has no advantages. But I can drive in 6 months. (Mock excitement) LOLWUT IM NOT 14 ANYMORE...THAT WAS LIKE TWO YEARS AGO!
11. I'm running out of things to say
12. If you're still reading this, you're kind of a creep. But that's ok, I'm creepin' on you right now.
13. Nah just kidding. But I do creep. :)
14. I am an extremely liberal, pro-choice, pro-gay, pro-pot, anti-war, and anti-Scrantoncity guy.
15. My motto is, "Facts before faith."
16. My other motto is, "Get some."
17. Can you even have two mottos?
18. If not, my THIRD motto is, "Break rules."
19. I have all 44 presidents and vice presidents memorized, and their dates in office.
20. I don't play Black Ops.
21. I have a math test tomorrow.
22. I'm doing this instead of studying for that...
23. I can do a double backflip of a diving board.
24. I can solve a Rubik's cube in 1 minute and 18 seconds (average time).
25. I just realized I have been inconsistent with the periods I put at the ends of these...
26. I play the guitar, saxophone, and piano. I also sing.
27. I use commas, more, than I, should.
28. My favorite word is Triskaidekaphobia.
29. I am the walrus.
P.S. I am the best ;)
30. Erik got an amirite account, which is cool, amirite?
31. Check his posts out. You will lol. His name's eprunner.
32. BALLS!
33. Sorry about #32, I have tourettes. And I can't fix it because I have diabetes.
34. I bought a whole box of Lucky Charms yesterday, but my brother ate them. Asshole.
35. Now I'm hungry.
36. Holy ballz you're still reading this?
37. I'm a Boy Scout. Eagle Scout 3.16.11

Ok that's enough listing. On to the MUSIC I LIKE:

AC/DC, The Academy Is, Aerosmith, AIR, Alicia Keys, Archie Bronson Outfit, Arctic Monkeys, Asia, Augustana, The Avett Brothers, B.O.B., Backstreet Boys, Barenaked Ladies, Basshunter, The Beach Boys, The Beach Scene, The Beatles, Billy Joel, The Black Crowes, Black Eyed Peas, The Black Keys, Blake Lewis, Blues Traveler, Bo Bice, Bo Burnham, Bob Dorough, Bon Jovi, Boston, Bowling for Soup, Brandi Carlile, Bruce Springsteen, Bryan Adams, The Buggles, Bukkitta, Carbon Leaf, CASCADA, Cee-Lo Green, Celine Dion, The Charlie Daniels Band, Chuck Berry, Civil Twilight, Clay Aiken, The Click Five, Clint Mansell, Cobra Starship, Colbie Callait, Coldplay, Colin Hay, Corinne Bailey Rae, Counting Crows, The Cranberries, Crazy Frog, Cream, Crosby Stills and Nash, Da Vinci's Notebook, Daler Mehndi, Damien Rice, Daniel Powter, Dave Matthews, David Bisbal, Death Cab, Dommin, Eagle Band, Eels, Elton John, Eminem, Enrique Iglesias, Europe, Evanescence, Far East Movement, Five for Fighting, Flaming Lips, Fleet Foxes, Flight of the Conchords, Flo Rida, Glee, Gnarls Barkley, Gomez, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz, Green Day, Grizzly Bear, Guns N' Roses, Guster, Heaphones and Heartbeats, Hockey, Hoobastank, Hootie and the Blowfish, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jason Derulo, Jay Sean, Jimmy Eat World, John Mayer, Journey, Justine Beaver, Kate Earl, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Keane, Kelly Clarkson, Keri Hilson, Koo Koo Kangaroo, KSM, La Roux, Lady Gaga, Lifehouse, Limp Bizkit, Lonely Island, Los Lonely Boys, MAE, Maroon 5, Matchbox 20, Mayday Parade, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Miles Davis, Motion City Soundtrack, MoZella, Mr. Hudson, MCR, Neil Young, Neon Trees, Nevershoutnever, Nick Baker, Nickelback, Nova Saxophone Quartet, O-Zone, OneRepublic, Owl City, Paolo Nutini, Paper Tongues, Paramore, Paul McCartney, Paul Simon, Pete Yorn, Pharrell, Pink Floyd, Plain White T's, Queen, R.E.M., The Raconteurs, The Ready Set, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rolling Stones, ROmantica, Runner Runner, Santana, Sara Bareilles, Sarah McLachlan, Simon & Garfunkel, Simple Plan, Snow Patrol, Stevie Wonder, The Strokes, Sublime, T.I., Taio Cruz, Taylor Swift, Tom Petty, Toto, Train, Travie Mccoy, U2, Van Halen, Van Morrison, Vita Chambers, Weezer, Wendy & Lisa, The White Stripes, The Who, Willie Nelson, Wyclef Jean, Yellowcard, Youngblood Brass Band, 2 Unlimited, 3 Doors Down.

Some good insults, from when insults had class.
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
Winston Churchill
“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.”
Winston Churchill
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”
Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.”
Moses Hadas
“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.”
Abraham Lincoln
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
Groucho Marx
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
Oscar Wilde
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.”
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… If there is one.”
Winston Churchill, in response to Bernard Shaw
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”
John Bright
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”
Irvin S. Cobb
“He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.”
Samuel Johnson
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.”
Paul Keating
“He had delusions of adequacy.”
Walter Kerr
“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.”
Jack E. Leonard
“He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.”
Robert Redford
“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.”
Thomas Brackett Reed
“He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.”
James Reston (about Richard Nixon)
“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.”
Charles, Count Talleyrand
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”
Forrest Tucker
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
Oscar Wilde
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts for support rather than
Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”
Billy Wilder