Procrastination : A disease caused by university that causes students to wait until the last possible minute to do extreme amounts of work in impossibly short periods of time. Side effects include BSing, cheating, insomnia, and regret. Unfortunately, it's addicting, and students cannot break this vicious cycle.
Iamrite.
@post How did u do it ?

Sheer mad genius.

What's most important: No one else can do it again or it will be removed as a repeat post.

It is okay for a parent to pay their teenagers airfare, if they are going on a family trip.

Does anyone else feel like this was posted by a teenager whose parents want them to pay for their own airfare and the 2 disagrees are the teenager's parents?

If you look at the blue and red logo, it's obviously Pet Smart, amirite?
In your head, you have this idea that you're not socially awkward, but then you actually attempt to have a conversation with someone you don't know very well, and you realize you shouldn't even bother... Amirite?

Last night I was talking to this cute guy and my mom wasn't home yet so I was like oh she's probably out killing midgets.. When he didn't reply I was like.. Oh but I didn't see any blood when she came home so I guess not. When he still didn't reply I was like oops I didn't mean to scare you off haha my mom doesn't normally kill midgets in her free time.
Wtf is wrong with me..? facepalm

Girls: It sucks when it's over 100 degrees outside because your makeup practically melts off your face. amirite?
@Nonsense_Narwhal Girls shouldn't ever need to wear make up, you are all beautiful just the way you are~ xoxo

your comment might have made me feel better about myself if your name wasn't Nonsense_Narwhal.

It's frightening to consider the actuality that our history is false. As displayed in the novel 1984, our history textbooks and teachers could all have been duped into believing the wrong facts. The past is too fragile, and it contains so many variations of beliefs and stories that we, as humans, should just accept that there is not one answer for everything, amirite?

My world history teacher was visiting some place in Asia and wanted to go to the museum nearby, but it was closed. When she asked why, the lady said that they just had a civil war, and the government executed thousands of its own citizens. Now their leaders are trying to write their history so it doesn't portray them badly. After all, history is written by the victors.

You've drank dihydrogen monoxide, amirite?
You feel jealous that some languages have words for things that English doesn't have a word for, amirite?

waldeinsamkeit (german): the feeling of being alone in the woods.

meraki (greek): doing something with soul, creativity, or love.

pochmuchka (russian): a person who asks a lot of questions.

forelsket (norwegian): a sense of euphoria experienced when first falling in love.

cualacino (italian): the mark left on a table from a cold glass.

Yeah, i'm jealous.

Sarc: Your second favorite kind of asm. Amirite?
You can't think of any concepts that relate to all 4 of the main subjects-math, science, social studies and English, amirite?
@1565402

This does not alter my need for firetruck Ron.

Make a nerd friend.

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@1565320

Read that in this voice. Also, I'm in tears from laughter. YouTube video thumbnail

@TheVibeAlchemist That one's my favorite smiley!

I've always thought of the goo smilie as a stalker who finally figured out where you live.