You know who the Hash-Slinging Slasher is, amirite?

Takin' out the trash...... At night hello smilie

An arranged marriage is not that bad of an idea. Believe it or not, most likely your parents know you better than you do and can match you up with the perfect person. In the USA the divorce rate is 50%, but in India, where arranged marriages are common, the divorce rate is less than 2%. Think about it, amirite?

Getting a divorce would bring huge shame upon your family in India, which is why the rate is low. And also a lot of women in arranged marriages are treated like complete shit and don't even have enough rights to file for a divorce.

You know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you wanted the shark, amirite?

I think most of us want the octopus hello smilie

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

If there were a Charlie Sheen "Winning" emoticon, this would deserve it.

14 isn't too young to date, when the facts are you're freshmen and all the dates are G-rated. Amirite?

Freshman year is definitely not G-rated...

a three-eyed monkey proclaiming "Hi, I'm Paul" really brings back memories of when you enjoyed waking up early on Saturdays to watch cartoons, amirite?

Good ol' Jim Neut.

Gay marriage should be legal, amirite?
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<em>Authors note: This is for a report and I'd appreciate it if you could give me reasons why you think it should be legal in the comments. If I use your ideas you will be cited in my report.</em>

Basic human rights. And unmarried couples are denied a ton of benefits that married couples receive, such as tax breaks, insurance, etc. Gay couples should have the right to be human and to be happy. Why should we make life so much more difficult for them because of who they love?

Christianity has some really good points to prove creationism. Humans, the universe, and Earth couldn't have possibly have been made so well-designed by accident, amirite?

You call this shit well-designed?

There are an infinite number of numbers in the world, and an infinite numbers of numbers with the number 7 in them. But there are more plain numbers than numbers with the number seven in them. But both are infinite, so there's technically more of an infinite numbers of numbers than the infinite number of numbers with 7, amirite?

Headache.

When you think of aleins, you think of super intelligent, super hightec, sort if greenish species, but when scientists talk about the posibility of 'aleins' they're talking about a microscopic form of bacteria, amirite?

Hmm, I've never actually pondered the probability of aleins. Aliens, on the other hand, that shit's real.

You didn't know that CAPTCHA stands for "Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart", amirite?

Really? I thought it was more like "haha let's fuck with people on the internet by making them type words that are impossible to read! >:)"

That whole incident with Juliet killing herself over Romeo dying could have been avoided if she just had a sassy gay best friend. "JULIET, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?""The love of my life just died...""Honey, you've known him four days. Just go home, write a sad poem in your journal, and find someone new. Oh, and girl, your hair looks amazing today." amirite?

What are you doing? What, what, what are you doing?

Due to the constriction of the inferior alveolar nerve as it passes through the mandible foramen on its way to the tongue, there is only a limited combination of sounds that a human being can make. For example, it is physically impossible to pronounce the words “eye”, “laws”, “dug”, and “aim” in sequence. amirite?

I'm going to have to kill you now.

Girls, sometimes you find yourself rubbing guy's dicks, amirite?

I mean no one ever complains when I do so I just assumed......

If one of Ted's kids from How I met your mother took notes during the story telling, then they could go on to make an emmy award winning tv series, amirite?

Only if they got Neil Patrick Harris involved in that shit.