It's the slash bringing...sash ringing...the trash thinging...mash flinging...the flash springing...bringing the crash thinging...THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER! eats hands
Seeing myself makes me want to fuck you.
Drake Bell anyone?
My teenage troubles inspired me to write this masterpiece:
Roses are tits.
Violets are tits.
I love tits.
Then it would be really awkward to have a boner.
omg yeah how dare they limit us christians! im still pissed we cant stone people for gathering sticks on the sabbath anymore
All I taste is shame.
Hold on...Lemme get this dick out of my mouth first.
Have you been to a psychiatrist?
I'll throw him a few bucks. But cutting the space program is an interesting idea. I still couldn't vote for any tea party candidate because they are some dumb motherfuckers.
FAIRY GOD PARENTS!
denver now has more medical marijuana stores than it does starbucks, love Colorado