You know who the Hash-Slinging Slasher is, amirite?

It's the slash bringing...sash ringing...the trash thinging...mash flinging...the flash springing...bringing the crash thinging...THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER! eats hands

Teenagers, WHY ARE WE ALL SO HORNY ALL THE TIME?! amirite?
@1669080

Seeing myself makes me want to fuck you.

It was cool when people used to use the word 'all' instead of 'like' Example: He was all "sup" and then they were all, "shut up, ho", amirite?

Drake Bell anyone?

Every emotionally distressed teen writes poems, amirite?

My teenage troubles inspired me to write this masterpiece:
Roses are tits.
Violets are tits.
I love tits.
Tits.

Trying to imagine the audience in their underwear really doesn't help with nervousness. Not only are you still nervous about presenting, but you just imagined the hottest girl in her underwear and now have a quite noticeable boner. Comforting. amirite?
@muffinmonkey What if you're a girl?

Then it would be really awkward to have a boner.

Anonymous +14Reply
Atheists: if the earth is "millions" of years old, why is it only 2011? amirite?
@McQueen And therefore not important to me. Even if they do change it however, I will still call it BC and AD because I...

omg yeah how dare they limit us christians! im still pissed we cant stone people for gathering sticks on the sabbath anymore

Anonymous +5Reply
If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

All I taste is shame.

If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

Hold on...Lemme get this dick out of my mouth first.

Anonymous +136Reply
If you were a vegetarian, would you rather eat one chicken, or watch me kill two? You'd be surprised at how many hypothetical vegetarians would not eat a chicken, even to save two of them, amirite?
The Tea Party are not right-wing radicals, the media just portrays them that way to discredit them because they're threatening the lying, cheating, selfish, idiotic way that career politicians run the government, amirite?
@AtheisticMystic 7 billion dollars over 10 years is almost nothing when you look at the big picture. That's like a person that...

I'll throw him a few bucks. But cutting the space program is an interesting idea. I still couldn't vote for any tea party candidate because they are some dumb motherfuckers.

Thank God Sarah Palin isn't running for president, amirite?
@AND BRITNEY TOO!

FAIRY GOD PARENTS!

Anonymous +4Reply
Why are California Cows happier than other cows? amirite?

Legalized marijuana

It's extremely insane that something we have found proven to cure some cancers is still illegal.. amirite?

denver now has more medical marijuana stores than it does starbucks, love Colorado

Dexter will get Casey Anthony, amirite?