+244HILARIOUS PRANK: Create a system where people pay thousands of dollars to go to college, to get a job, to pay for having gone to college.
+42Darwin may fail temporarily in civilization. Natures desire to eliminate those unwilling to provide for themselves may be denied for a while but, nature always gets her due. She will not tolerate the dumb forever. The stupid and lazy vote. The ambitious and immoral are elected. Civilization crumbles under the weight of corruption.
+87I think that petting my cat has made me better at giving head. It makes sense, though; You become so much more keenly aware of what the object of your attention likes and learn to focus on the little things you can do to make them feel good, amirite?
-293Girls: You wish that your pubic hair grew from the inside of your vagina, so that when you went through puberty it bloomed like a metaphorical flower representing your transition into womanhood, amirite?
+114It seems that teenagers these days are more politically aware than adults most of the time, amirite?
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+168NEW RULE. If you're still wearing the braces you got in elementary school, you're not allowed to give blow jobs, amirite?
+331Someone should invent a machine that saves your dreams. Most would be much more entertaining than anything on television. amirite?
+276As a kid, you felt guilty for spending too much tie with a certain stuffed animal because you thought it made all your other ones sad. amirite?