+603Apparently, 90% of the people in your school don't know how to flush the toilet, amirite?
+21If you had the ability to completely eradicate one Pokemon, you would choose Zubat, amirite?
+347My math teacher got mad at me today. She asked me, "If I gave you 100 dollars and you gave 40 to Melanie and 40 to Kelsey, what would you have?" Apparently she didn't like my answer of two blow jobs and enough money left over for a couple of hamburgers, amirite?
+15You have a friend whose locker is so messy you could probably find a trilobite in there somewhere, amirite?
+378I'm so good at sleeping. I could do it with no hands and with my eyes closed, amirite?
+19'Where would you see yourself in 10 years?' 'Well, in some type of reflective object. Preferably a diamond studded mirror.' amirite?
+28It's annoying when you're trying to emphasize the word 'I' on the internet, because you can't just capitalize it like you can with other words, amirite?
+38It's not fair that when my sister wears short shorts and a thong she gets a boyfriend, but when I do it I get kicked in the nuts, amirite?