"Now little grandchildren.. Don't you know the old saying? Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me! Wait.. That's not right.."
If you drop your books, a good friend will kindly pick them up for you, but a BEST friend will pee on them, push you down some stairs set your dog on fire and rape your mom. BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO.
Yeah, women are such morons for thinking you'd actually enjoy their non-sexual company. Don't they know that sex is the only thing they're good for? It's not like they have personalities or hobbbies or other things that'd make their company enjoyable or worthwhile. No, siree, literally the only reason anyone would make any effort to see one is for sex.
(I am, of course, being sarcastic. OP, you're a jerk.)
Wrong, what about beavers.
Send me pics, ill judge.
No, I fucking love seeing people look miserable.
I'm trying to figure out how to make a word italicized.
You obviously underestimate the amount of drugs I'm on.
"I'm not sure if I've got one of those or not." -Schrödinger
"Why would you like fries with that? Is it because the American ideology has inculcated in you that 'bigger is better'? Is it because your concern for your physical well-being is disparate from your emotional pleasure? Or perhaps because your indisciplinar... HEY WAIT YOU FORGOT YOUR COKE!"
You are so narrow minded.
A woman would be totally capable of running the country from inside her kitchen.
Rapists cause rape. Disrespectful individuals (in this case, men) cause disrespect. What a woman chooses to wear is NOT the cause though. Are women not allowed to wear something cute simply because men are unable to control themselves? Society advocates women being sexy, but not for themselves. If I decide to wear a short skirt, I'm wearing it for ME, to feel a little out of the ordinary, just for the fun of it- in no way am I asking for male attention. Just because I decide to show off my legs a little, in no way means I have any intention of spreading them.
Believing that when a woman wears something revealing she's "inviting" men, you're supporting the ridiculous slut-shaming, victim-blaming culture- and that is disgusting. Someone's attire is NO excuse to act crudely- have some decency, and treat others with respect.
You had me at "Fuck Boy Scouts."
if i was in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with 2 bullets I would not shoot the 2 dead guys, I would probaly leave the room. If I had to kill someone then I would shoot Justin Bieber.