+854"If you took a turtles shell away, would he be naked or homeless?" - He'd be dead, dipshit. Amirite?
+661"God gave us two ears to hear, two eyes to see, and two hands to hold. But why only one heart? Because he wants us to find the other one." Or because only one organ is necessary to circulate the blood throughout our bodies.. amirite?
+645There's a difference between being a pessimist and being a realist, just like there's a difference between being an optimist and being delusional, amirite?
+20Did you fall from a shooting star? Because your face looks like you crashed into Earth at 15,000 mph, amirite?
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