If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, my illegal logging company is a success, amirite?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, all your employees must be deaf.

Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?

Pedo_Bear and Chris_Hansen commenting on the same post. Just like the good ol days...

Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?

Chris Hansen can go eat a dick...

Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?
@1122861

WOW no one gives a fuck

Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?

Quick way to get a high rated comment:
•make fun of rebecca black
•when someone says who they are, say "no, this is patrick"
•beat Philosophical_Panda at saying not too many comments on this potd
•make an epic comeback
•be anthony
•point out any possible typo in the post
•vote up and love your own comment
•put this comment

Wait, this isn't Youtube...

Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?
@You sir, are full of win.

I've come back from the dead and what is this?

Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?

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Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?
@WolfeDeWary Are you from the future? Do i die any time soon?

No idea, I rely on rebecca's song to tell me which day it is

Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?
@Device and don't forget that sundays comes afterwards. BUT WHAT COMES AFTER SUNDAY?

How could i forget sunday? It must be thursday again, there is no other explaination.

I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
@987538

Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!

THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.