+2,828If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, my illegal logging company is a success, amirite?
+788I put my phone on "Airplane Mode." It was the worst Transformer ever. amirite?
+956Unscramble the letters to make a word: "solyteablu htgoinn." No matter how hard you try and unscramble those letters, I bet you'll find absolutely nothing. Amirite?
+582Remember, when your prospective father-in-law asks you "Why do you ask for my daughter's hand in marriage?", The correct answer is NOT "Because I am tired of using my own", amirite?
+3,042"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
+868There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. amirite?
+13,413There are four stages of life; 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. amirite?
+14,298The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, amirite?
+299Today, I had an extremely normal day. I then preceded to make up a story about how i was playing in my fort looking for Waldo, when i got a high5 from my grandma who was wearing a ninja suit. MLIA, amirite?
+292Rappers: If you want people to think you're gansta, stop hanging out with Justin Bieber, amirite?