Ordering Christmas presents from Amazon. We get something in a box, and then take that thing out of the box so that we can put it into another box for someone else to take it out of the box. amirite?

And look, how much happiness we and the person get, from getting something in a box, taking it out of the box, putting it in another box, for someone else to take it out of the box. :D

Also, merry Christmas! :) ♡

People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?
@Openeyes I think people who call trucks 'sexy' is the real problem, like if you think a lifted truck is the coolest thing...

Lol. Theres a used truck dealership up the street from me called Big Sexy Trucks. The owner is exactly how you picture him based off of that alone. This dude is an amalgam of every fat white dirtball that you've seen arguing with the cashier at Wal-Mart.

People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?

You sound like a BMW owner

Freezer section items can have snot on them, amirite?
@ChootEmChootEm Are you saying non-frozen items can't get snot on them?

they for sure can, it's just that if you're in the cold you're more likely to get a runny nose

At work nobody complains when you come too early, amirite?

Unless you're a pornstar.

You can be 'under water' without being 'underwater', but it doesn't work the other way around, amirite?

Interesting

Sex is more akin to hammering than screwing, amirite?

Get a ceiling fan.

Peanut butter has just as much calories as butter. amirite?

I ate an entire jar of peanut butter with a spoon a couple weeks ago...

It's not until you start buying groceries that you realize how expensive fast food is. amirite?
In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway. amirite?

I went through all phases of life in 16.👍

But still, I am a dumbass and I love myself

In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway. amirite?
@Mcgee0 Is that how it's supposed to go? I guess it depends for everyone but for me & my friends it was shifted down a...

That sounds much more plausible as a timeline. If anything, I'd say shift that decade AND cut the interval in half. No way it takes until 30 to reach that point.

It's not allowed to watch porn under the age of 18, but the age of consent in some states is lower than 18. So some people are allowed to have sex, before they're allowed to watch it. amirite?
The majority of people use WiFi almost constantly, but most of them don't even know what WiFi stands for. amirite?

Wireless Internet From Internet 😎
i'm 99% sure for the first 2 words

Ironically burning your house down is not an effective way to delete the browser history, amirite?
The only reason grocery stores run out of essential items is because people are afraid that grocery stores will run out of essential items. amirite?

That and socialism.