Every picture of the Milky Way from the front/outside is totally fake. amirite?

If you just think about it with a bit general knowledge you'd know this man speaks the truth.

The most apologetic people are normally the people who have done the least wrong. amirite?
@Iamalgend "Why are you apologizing if you didn't do anything wrong?" "Ah! Sorry! Didn't mean to confuse you, my...

I'm not apologizing for doing something wrong, I'm preemptively apologizing for any possibility you might take any of my actions in a way that makes you ever so slightly uncomfortable in any way.
Just making sure you know that if that happens it was not intentional, I'm just dumb not mean.

Waking up at 7:58 AM seems early but waking up at 8:02 AM feels perfectly normal. amirite?

I have to wake up at 6:30 wtf

If the Harry Potter world was real then wizarding porn stars could sell their own Polyjuice Potion to fans so they could spice up things in the bedroom. amirite?

Ayy Rita Skeeter, where that potion at? Lmao

Getting arrested doesn't teach the perpetrator a lesson, it simply makes them a better criminal. amirite?
@Edgycorner If they're back in court then they definitely didn't learn a lesson, so we can tick that off. As for getting caught...

almost 44 percent of the recently released return before the end of their first year out. Criminals rarely LEVEL UP.

socks just portable napkins, amirite?

And portable toilet paper too

because the density of Bruce banner will always stay the same, and he cannot add anymore, amirite?

*Mass stays the same, volume increases -> density goes down. Hulk floats.

You can't describe a color to a colorblind person, amirite?
@-Floydian how do u describe a color in general?

You can try to describe it with feelings, for example red can be anger, but also the feeling of the sun warming your skin.

If chameleons can swim would you be able to see them, amirite?
@Mytokhondria The fact that we know chameleons exist shows that they're useless, pathetic failures

Say that to prey that fall for their trap each and every day. If they wanted to eat you, they would better disguise themselves.

Greed is part of what's holding humans back from their own prosperity. amirite?

Societal expectation is really the thing holding us back.

When men masterbate, they just throw away DNA. amirite?
Smelling our body odour is satisfying, but smelling other people's body odour isn't, amirite?

My body odor smells like Burger King .

It's easier to murder or kidnap someone during the day as opposed to at night as everyone is much more relaxed. amirite?
If you turn the fat From a dead loved one into a candle, they can still be the light of your life. amirite?

What happens when you burn up all the wax/fat, then?

For the amount of work your heart does it's pretty amazing it never cramps. amirite?

Myocardial infarction