The first digit of Pi is greater then all the ones after it combined. amirite?

Not quite, you shouldn't have said the word digit.

The Earth is a battle royale game between all species, but humans discovered friendly fire is enabled so they're all trolling, amirite?

gUyS rEaL LiFe iS LiKe ViDeO gAmE?????

The only reason grocery stores run out of essential items is because people are afraid that grocery stores will run out of essential items. amirite?
Sex is more akin to hammering than screwing, amirite?

Get a ceiling fan.

For the amount of work your heart does it's pretty amazing it never cramps. amirite?

Myocardial infarction

Shouldn't we plant fruit trees on side walks so homeless can eat, amirite?

Yes you should but protect the trees so they don't cut them down for firewood 🪵

The first people to let ice melt and then drink it, realizing it was the same thing as water, were probably blown away. amirite?

Ice is captured water

Everybody knows the pain of a Razor scooter hitting your ankle bone. amirite?
Most services we pay for it is so we don't have to see advertisements. We pay for cable television and still have to watch the ads. amirite?

Which is why I gave up cable a long time ago

It's not allowed to watch porn under the age of 18, but the age of consent in some states is lower than 18. So some people are allowed to have sex, before they're allowed to watch it. amirite?
Unicorns are always horny and so are dolphins. What about Dolf Lundgren. amirite?

It's time to put down the blunt

You can remove any letter in boat but it would still be an existing word. amirite?

you just took this idea from the guy who did "pear"

The most apologetic people are normally the people who have done the least wrong. amirite?
@Iamalgend "Why are you apologizing if you didn't do anything wrong?" "Ah! Sorry! Didn't mean to confuse you, my...

I'm not apologizing for doing something wrong, I'm preemptively apologizing for any possibility you might take any of my actions in a way that makes you ever so slightly uncomfortable in any way.
Just making sure you know that if that happens it was not intentional, I'm just dumb not mean.

People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?

You sound like a BMW owner

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

I'm unattractive but rich. What does that get me?