About me.

I prefer to keep my real name a secret, because I enjoy the minor prestige of internet mystery.

I'm 22. I do hair.

I'm quite funny, or so they tell me, although who "they" are is irrelevant. Again: the pursuit of internet mystery.

I have two cats, and while this makes me sound like a creepy shut-in, I love those two cats more than I love most people.

I'm incredibly picky about basically all aspects of life, but apparently my friends (who are not my cats) like that about me.

Anyway, I'm going to cease with this whole "writing about myself" thing, because it makes me feel like I'm participating in a one-sided job interview and I have to keep resisting the compulsion to brag about myself.

Good night (because you're probably either reading this in the wee hours of the morning or you've just had dinner and are still attempting to procrastinate doing your home work).

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