our pets probably think we are their pets since we give them their survival needs like food, amirite?
Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

It isn't because rich people made something while attractive were born that way.

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?
Vegans can't use petrol because it's made of dead dinosaurs, amirite?

Don't worry, the statue of limitations on vegan animal exploitation is about ten thousand years give or take. If the animal has been dead for longer than that its fair game.

Touch is the only sense that isn't only on your face, amirite?
You can not change the people in your life, but you can change the people in your life. amirite?

Jaden Smith... is that you?

The internet is 50% porn, 49% cats, and 1% useful information. amirite?

Probably a decent amount of cat porn on it too

If you put a pepper on a bell, it becomes a bell pepper. amirite?

If you put a pepper on a bell it becomes a pepper bell, if you put a bell on a pepper it becomes a bell pepper.

Nowadays people are probably more afraid of losing their phones than losing their wallets. amirite?

With bitcoin they are one in the same.

Being a cunt is much more socially acceptable than calling someone a cunt, amirite?
If you die young you are still luckier than your ancestors which were dying way earlier, amirite?

This isn't actually true.

Average life spans were lower in ages past because of high infant/youth mortality. But if you lived to the age of 5, you had generally the same lifespan as people do now.

And people who died before the age of 5 weren't the ancestors of anyone.

The only reason blind people are blind is because they choose to keep their eyes closed, amirite?

This is dumb.

As a child, you were carried around regularly. One day you were put down, and never picked up again. amirite?
If someone is deaf and you yawn do they think your screaming. amirite?
A boiled egg is more filling than a fried egg despite having one less ingredient. amirite?

What ingredient is missing?