Trash is unacceptable on the ground near you, but throwing it out to be taken and dumped into huge piles somewhere else is perfectly okay. amirite?

No. It really is not.

Touch is the only sense that isn't only on your face, amirite?

He was dead the whole time.

Through social media it is easier than ever now to arrange 80% of the developed world to jump at the same time to see what would happen, amirite?

Most people aren't musically inclined though so they can't count in sync with other people. If you told them to Jump on 3 they'd do it on four

It's nice when women keep their cellphones in their back pockets, amirite?

Well if women's pants had real front pockets...

Technically no one really owns anything, its just their turn to use it. amirite?

At some point they die and the stuff gets passed on, they recycle it, throw it away, etc.

USB drives wont last that long lol

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?
@A family? I'm still saving for a second pair of pants.

I'm 28 and I think I can count the number of items of clothing I have purchased for myself on one hand

It's rare to find a fool who isn't confident, amirite?
The only reason blind people are blind is because they choose to keep their eyes closed, amirite?

The only reason idiots are stupid is because they choose to open their mouths.

If you totaled the amount of time experienced by the whole human population in a single second, it would equal over 214 years. amirite?

bruh how can 7.7 billion seconds be experienced in 1 second 🤦‍♂️

There's a good chance that you've never touched your doorbell. amirite?

I'd bet my money that every that's touched there own doorbell to make sure it's working

Candied Dates that have expired become Dated Candies. amirite?

Those Dates Can die

Technically no one really owns anything, its just their turn to use it. amirite?
It doesn't matter how long you've lived in a house, knowing which switch corresponds to which light is knowledge you'll likely never posses. amirite?