It's pretty much impossible to stuff a rolled up sleeping bag or air mattress back into the portable bag it comes in, since it will never be as neat as it was when you first bought it, amirite?

Thank God for the Chinese and their super ability to fit sleeping bags into their bags. TEACH ME!

People using stilts are like the human equivilant of Daddy Longlegs. amirite?
If someone makes a joke that is based on a racial stereotype, it does not make them racist. If someone laughs at a rape joke, it doesn't make them a rapist. If you cry because someone made a joke that was offensive to you, it does not make you a hero or a moral crusader. Let people laugh at whatever they want to, you can't say you fully understand something if you can't see the humour in it. If you want to make the world a better place then fucking find something WORTH criticizing, amirite?
Finishing exams is the best feeling, amirite?

Those you just forget about. Unless your just really smart.

Yelling at technology that isn't working totally helps the situation. amirite?
Pirates of the Caribbean, instead of having a fourth movie with half the main cast missing, they should have had a fourth movie starring one of the poor souls who fell off the side of the boat, managed to swim ashore after months at sea and how he overcame his depression of not being part of a pirate gang. Or just stop selling out and leave it at 3 movies. amirite?

My only question is...how would you get it on with a mermaid because some of those water dwelling creatures are rather attractive?

They need to make a birth control for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest, amirite?
Is there even a name for the indent on the bottom of your nose? Amirite?

Bum-noseian.

They need to make a birth control for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest, amirite?

Just pull out aye..

When you use the restroom you're ridding yourself of waste. So who ever thought of 'taking' a piss or 'taking' a dump? amirite?

Yeah, it sounds as if you are walking into the restroom and collecting and gathering waste. What has happened to the English language!?

The director realizes that they completely over budgeted her and as a result, had to make sacrificial cuts throughout the movie. Proving that she ain't no hottie... At all.

I call virgin.

If you're a radio listener and gullible, the worst thing to hear on an advert whilst driving is to, "close your eyes and imagine...," amirite?
Online dating sites like blackpeoplemeet.com and christian mingle.com seem really shady, amirite?

I didn't even think to click on the link because I knew there was going to spam and most possibly a Trojan virus.