+424When someone touches your computer screen, you want to touch their face with the surface of the sun, amirite?
+862Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?
+1,006What if people really do see the things that they claim are ghosts, except they aren't really spirits or poltergeists? What if what they're really seeing is a chunk of time that got temporarily lost? So a girl could've been brushing her teeth in your bathroom 50 years ago but that time got mixed up and you're seeing it happen right now. It's not really happening, but you see it. That would be pretty creepy but insanely awesome, amirite?
+361Cats are like room mates and dogs are like toddler siblings. Dogs are pretty much like: "What are we gonna do today? ARE WE GONNA GO FOR A WALK?!?! CAN I BRING MY TOY? PLEASE!?" Cats are like: "Dude, I'm freaking hungry so...when you go out would you pick me up some food when you're out? Alright, I'll hold down the fort." Amirite?
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+236it's interesting how we can walk a balance beam effortlessly a few inches above the ground, but our sense of balance seems to disintegrate when we do high elements courses, amirite?
+245If you're a radio listener and gullible, the worst thing to hear on an advert whilst driving is to, "close your eyes and imagine...," amirite?
+347How school works...In class: 2+2=4; homework: 2+4+2=8; Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives on to his friend. Calculate the Sun's mass, amirite?
+1,094They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?
+151You really get a good idea of a persons intelligence by the amount of times they push the pedestrian crossing button, amirite?
+269Anticipation can be one of the best feelings but it can also be one of the worse. The anticipation you get before eating something amazing, or the anticipation before sex can be something worth living for. Compared to the anticipation of getting told off when you have done something wrong or knowing that you will be facing a fear, amirite?