Silly Americans changing all the spellings just to seem independent.
That's a task I've accomplished. Gentlemen: if you're talking on the phone with a girl, and she's telling you she's touching herself, don't buy it for a second - not even the other ends of phone sex lines touch themselves.
rebecca might be getting down to walmart on black friday, but she's gonna miss all the good sales because she's too busy picking a seat.
You're right, they should have boyfriends instead.
Yeah, it sucks because my old lovers always forget me, what with the alzheimer's and everything
Dictionary.com describes normal as, "the average or mean." And with the racial minorities one, if there was 99 white people in a room and 1 black person, would you not consider the black person abnormal? Same goes for 99 black people and 1 white person.
They're inanimate penises made from many materials. Now I bet your parents are gonna come after me because I told their child some naughty, naughty things.
I'd like to see you try to make a speech in front of the whole country.
I highly doubt the accuracy of your story, but you might want to try telling it to MLIA.
It's not rape if you want it.