If you take your age, multiply it by the number of letters in your first name, divide it by 6, and add 148, you'll get a completely pointless number and a lot of frustration, amirite?

I..wai-what? You tricked me into doing math!

You didn't have a valentine on Valentine's Day? Some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day, or a father on Father's Day, so shut up. Amirite?

I didn't have a groundhog on groundhog day :(

Anonymous +186Reply
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the sprouse 3 paces in front is the angry one, amirite?
@chickensarecool01 sprouse?

Cole is rather irritating, you see.

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
@224550

the good korea or the bad one?

It's depressing only 67% of American youth know who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, while 98% know who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Amirite?

i think it's even more depressing that 2 percent of kids don't know who lives in a pinapple under the sea.

Anonymous +89Reply

A notebook. The pen is mightier than the...flesh-eating undeads...

It's "q-pon," not "coo-pon," amirite?
@th3don Its not koopin either

If you're going to combo break, you could at least do it in the traditional way. By which I mean, of course, "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"

Anonymous +7Reply
You hold your breath when people in movies are underwater, amirite?