When we were just babies, our parents would give us those cute little plastic spoons and forks to eat with. I wonder what Chinese mothers gave their children when they were babies? Toothpicks? amirite?

LOL Nahh we got the little forks too, just with little pikachu designs on them xD

The guy who came up with the spelling for marijuana must have been high, amirite?
@or Spanish maybe?

really? ahaha that makes more sense xD I thought it was just a weird word like phlegm or colonel...but someones probably gonna tell me those words are french or german or something :

The guy who came up with the spelling for marijuana must have been high, amirite?
@Really? You're a fucking idiot. I hope this was just a bad joke.

Ahaha yeah pretty much, but I'm sorry not all 13 year olds know the origin of the word marijuana.