+47When you close your eyes, your eyes are still functioning and can never been turned off, but if you got rid of the eyelid you could never close your eyes and they would dry out, amirite?
+43The type of person that tells anyone that will listen that social media has destroyed face to face interaction, are usually the exact type of person most people don't want to have face to face interaction with, amirite?
-9Secrets are kept to one person and the moment you give them to someone else,they don't exist. amirite?
+52You don't need to try it yourself to be 100% certain that a person's pee tastes exactly like human urine. amirite?