I am the first on Earth, The second in Heaven, I appear two times in a week, you can only see me once in a year Although I am in the middle to the sea. What am I?
@VicZinc Letter "E"

Whoa, good one. I never would have gotten that one. I was thinking of the full moon or something, haha.

I am the killer of trees but people need me. I can be blown away by a breeze and I have been here since ancient Greece. What am I?
I am a thing there beside you in the light but not when dark. I am your friend, don't be alarmed. What am I?
@VicZinc Shadow?

I was going to say the sun, but a shadow is probably the right answer.

The more you have of it the less you see. What is It?

Can it be both darkness and light? Once you have too much light, you start to get blinded.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. amirite?

I thought that said 'mosquitoed' at first.

Just for fun and to start an interesting thread, please list your favorite song of ALL TIME - any genre.

Ocean Breathes Salty by Modest Mouse.

"Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute!" ~Woodsy Owl

Give a lobbage. Throw out your garbage.

Can Money Buy Happiness?

It varies from person to person, but, yes, I believe it can in some case, such as if you don't have enough to get by, money would certainly make you happier.

It is Logically Impossible that a Maximally Great Being Exists.

Logically impossible, no, but logically improbable? Most likely.

People younger than 18: When a movie is rated R, you consider yourself mature enough to watch it, amirite?

You actually only need to be 17 to watch a rated R movie. At least where I'm from in the United States.

Chipotle should have a drive-thru, amirite?
@MyHotHotJam wouldnt it be hard to go through the line and tell them what you want on it.

Eh, not necessarily. They could just ask you what stuff you want as they go down the line.

That meme annoyed me to the point where I got pissed at the guards in the game for saying it.

Jake from 'Adventure Time' is basically a more innocent form of Bender from 'Futurama'. amirite?
@lol futurama was never cancelled silly rabbit trix are for kids

Actually, it was for a little while, but Comedy Central took it under its wing and kept the show going!

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis... wait, I meant the ladder, amirite?
@1829386

Yeah, it was posted on November 16th, 2010, so it's a little under 2 years ago. Or am I just really bad at math?

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis... wait, I meant the ladder, amirite?
@1828952

Really? Well, I actually remember now, I posted this early on in my freshman year and now I'm a junior, so it was a little less than 2 years ago!