The Pacman ghosts don't look evil at all. Maybe they're just misunderstood. Maybe Pacman is the evil one, and he's eating the ghosts' eggs (the dots), and the ghosts are just trying to protect their babies, amirite?

I am one with my pac-man ghosts and can tell you pretty much how they work.

Shadow/Blinky - The infamous red ghost is a killer, he hates pac-man, but is pretty evenly matched with him. He pretty much thinks he's an assassin and usually finds easy routes to you. Threat level - mid.
Speedy/Pinky - The psycho, moves super fast and often erratically trying to kill you. He's easier to dodge with quick turns and unexpected moves, but he'll be fast enough to catch up to you once you lose him. Threat level - mid/high
Bashful/Inky - Poor guys is virtually a nazi. He's really shy and is just doing what the ghosts (his ony friends) tell him without question just in case he loses his besties. (cry2) I like him the most, that's why I almost changed my account name to InkyBashful... Threat level- mid/low
Pokey/Clyde - He's the definition of a "dumbass". He's dumb and will go any where, but can be pretty jerky and get right in your way. Threat level - low.
Inky is the misunderstood one, the rest are evil in disguise... and Clyde is there too.

Girks: you sometimes wonder if guys talk about girls when they gather up.amirite?

Non-Girks: You want to know what the fuck a "Girk" is and whether or not you can buy one, amirite?

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

"Manuscript" is probably the classiest place to hide the word "anus.", amirite?
@poler10 And endorsement is a great place to hide semen...

Can I come over to night to look over your manuscript, and maybe give it my endorsement? hello smilie

People who study Philosophy at university end up asking "Why would you like fries with that? amirite?

"Why would you like fries with that? Is it because the American ideology has inculcated in you that 'bigger is better'? Is it because your concern for your physical well-being is disparate from your emotional pleasure? Or perhaps because your indisciplinar... HEY WAIT YOU FORGOT YOUR COKE!"

You know who the Hash-Slinging Slasher is, amirite?

It's the slash bringing...sash ringing...the trash thinging...mash flinging...the flash springing...bringing the crash thinging...THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER! eats hands

It's no wonder heroes such as Link and Mario don't get the girl at the end. Maybe if they bathed at least once throughout the game, they'd be in with a chance, amirite?

I like to believe the water temple traumatised Link into never wanting to bathe ever again.

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You know things aren't going well when you wear metal while going through the security control at airports, just to get touched by someone,amirite?
@1577515

( troll ) = troll smilie
( creeper ) = creeper smilie
( diamond ) = diamond smilie
( y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( hello ) = hello smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( lolwut ) = lolwut smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( smile ) = smile smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( lhat ) = lhat smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)
( yum ) = yum smilie
( puke ) = puke smilie

Being a doctor must be way more exciting than being a dentist, because if someone gets sick or is having a baby on a plane or something, you can help them and be the hero. But if you're a dentist, I doubt this ever happens: OH GOD THIS PERSON HAS A CAVITY! IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST!? amirite?

THIS MAN IS HAVING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS!!! IS ANYONE HERE A JEW?!?!?!?

You know you're dating a hacker when they send you racy pictures of yourself, amirite?

What comedian did Dane Cook steal this from?

@I pronounce it "OP is a faggot"

How can you guess one's sexuality by a sentence? What about gender and looks too? Oooh do mine!