In chess, the king never actually dies, amirite?

The king be like: Ok fine you win… I'll give you everything and you let me live okay?

One of worst thing that can happen to you in a debate, is that you a agree with your opponents arguments. amirite?

I'd say it's being utterly convinced of your incorrect position.

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?
It's generally socially acceptable to drink after 70.83% of the day has passed. amirite?

50% works for me.

Because of listening to music out of earbuds and headphones on our phones, we do not know what songs the people we live with like to play on repeat. amirite?

yeah i'm glad it is like so i don't have to filter songs or just not enjoy my music to the fullest

Vacuum is the most expensive thing to produce per kilogram. amirite?

Antimatter is pretty expensive, for a thing that actually has a mass.

characters in TV shows and movies usually have zero friends before they meet the other main characters, amirite?

...is that really hard to believe?

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?

As a parent of a toddler, I can safely say she absolutely chooses what she watches.

The difference between the number of times you have entered and exited any room anywhere is only ever a maximum of 1. amirite?
The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?
@Iapetus-11 He had exactly as much influence on me as creating the conditions for the amount of time I budget towards typing...

You don't understand. If we can't rely on ctrl+v being next to ctrl+c, can we really rely on anything? The existence of the entire universe would get called into question.

everyone lives in a different reality, amirite?
Vacuum is the most expensive thing to produce per kilogram. amirite?
Plenty of perverts probably choose mall Santa so that they can get off without getting arrested, amirite?

I wanna say something but i usually get banned for speaking my mind

We're really lucky humans usually can't taste their own saliva, amirite?

Mine tastes just like my very own saliva, always has and always should.

Why can't people taste their own saliva? If you have a good or a bad taste in your mouth, you can taste it, right?

Unless you go live in a cave, it's nearly impossible to escape from advertising. Even the goods in our homes have logos and package labels on them that promote the brands, amirite?

Everything I have only has Dharma Initiative logos…