A surprising amount of people die on their birthdays
Don't feed the trolls
In a perfect relationship, everyone wears zip-off convertible pant/shorts
My awkward memories and saying stupid stuff in front of my crush is about as bad as a nightmare gets in that alternate universe
I meant that there may be people who haven't seen bank notes or coins, not will.
Different brains did these things, we aren't Unity.
I used to have cuddle buddies, sometimes ended up in sex but overall cuddling is good.
But they're the same volume in my head!?!?
An ejaculation is more like a period than a boner is.
And if your drink has crushed ice
They pay for the ice cream though so it makes it more legit. The candy you get for free though so they're basically teaching kids that nothings truly free and everything comes with a price but without ruining their world view