You have a 100% chance of dying within a 6 month time period before or after one of your birthdays. amirite?

A surprising amount of people die on their birthdays

People willingly let men in strange clothes pump diseases into their beautiful babies with needles. amirite?

Don't feed the trolls

If you have lower standards, you have more things to enjoy than if they were higher. amirite?
In a good relationship, no one wears the pants. amirite?

In a perfect relationship, everyone wears zip-off convertible pant/shorts

My awkward memories and saying stupid stuff in front of my crush is about as bad as a nightmare gets in that alternate universe

In the future there will be people who have not seen bank notes or coins, amirite?
@stair June*

I meant that there may be people who haven't seen bank notes or coins, not will.

Keeping skeletons in your own closet is a terrible idea. amirite?
The animals that we kill the most have the lowest chance of going extinct as a cause of our actions. amirite?
The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that. amirite?

Different brains did these things, we aren't Unity.

There's an entire industry that depends on tax returns being too confusing to file without help. amirite?
Cuddling is way more wholesome and relaxing than sex, yet no one has "cuddle fantasies", amirite?

I used to have cuddle buddies, sometimes ended up in sex but overall cuddling is good.

TYPING IN ALL CAPS WITH A DOT AT THE END. reads a lot louder than lower case with exclamation points!!! amirite?

But they're the same volume in my head!?!?

A boner is a male-period, amirite?

An ejaculation is more like a period than a boner is.

Cars and the Cinema are the only places where straws are still useful. amirite?

And if your drink has crushed ice

We tell kids to not take candy from strangers and to avoid them but then we encourage them to get ice cream from a dude in a white van. amirite?

They pay for the ice cream though so it makes it more legit. The candy you get for free though so they're basically teaching kids that nothings truly free and everything comes with a price but without ruining their world view