When you see someone comment on someone's profile picture "You're sooooo beautiful!!!", you think to yourself: you're standards of beautiful are waaay different than mine. amirite?

Damn, I got excited when you used that first 'you're' correctly, then you fucked up...

I always try to be deep and meaningful, but I can't. It's as if the darkest reaches of the deepest abyss are slowly suffocating the benevolent thoughts and persuasions of my mind...or something. Amirite?

"My life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. And it's suffocating me. Grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans... which look great on my by the way."

Teen smoking, drug and alcohol abuse have gone down 30% recently. Also down 30%, teen coolness, amirite?

seriously? doing drugs and getting fucking wasted out of your mind all the time is not cool. In fact, it makes you one of the biggest losers in the world today. Simply because teens are now looking at things differently and realizing the error of their ways, does not make them less cool. In fact, most of the people I know, don't do drugs, rather than the former. The point of living isn't to say "fuck it" and go party all the time. How about you actually try finding some meaning in your life? How about you actually do something worth-while, that will actually be remembered? Try thinking about that a little bit next time you decide to go and get wasted and party with your friends - you are actually the loser in that situation. No one that spends all their time like that is ever a winner.

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