+159what would happen if you shot a portal on a wall, and the other portal one the other wall in a ten meter wide room, and put a fifteen meter long rope through one portal and it would come out the other portal, and the you tied the front of the rope to the back, so now it's like one long rope......that never ends. amirite?
+281It's stupid when people claim rap or Katy Perry isn't music just because they don't like the genre or it uses auto tune. Last time I checked, music is using vocals, instrumental sounds (or both) and your opinion of how shitty it is or a computer making the instrumental sounds or aiding the vocals doesn't mean it's not the art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm, and timbre, amirite?
+121stop filling up your 2 liter water bottle at the drinking fountain while im behind you! The fountain is for SIPPING not to tank up for a 2 day hike up Mount Douchebag. amirite?
+141People who work at furniture stores probably get annoyed when doctors come in because they always try to sample the stools, amirite?
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+456Public transport is more fun than people give it credit for. You can be sat there when suddenly, BAM. Resident weirdo walks on, sits next to you, and you get a 10 minute story about how he fought apes in Vietnam with his Henry Hoover. Of course, the alternative is that you go home with 16 new undiscovered illnesses from touching anything, amirite?
+205We as a race have almost completely eliminated Social Darwinism. Laws requiring people to wear seat belts, laws against drugs and laws requiring motorcyclists to wear helmets were all put in place to keep people safe. However these laws should be abolished because anyone dumb enough to do heroine after all the lessons preaching against it deserves the death they receive. amirite?
+596If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, sorry but girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex, amirite?
+428So if the board game Battleship has been made into a movie, you have to wonder what game is next. Chess: the heartwrenching tale of a dominatrix queen and a lethargic king armed with knights whose horses can't walk in a straight line. Or Chinese Checkers: the tragic story of a hexagramal solar system thrown out of balance once the planets start eating each other. Or Clue - oh, wait. Amirite?
+118Today's birthdays are 'WankingInTheDark" and "Stoppett". You'd be annoyed too if you caught your twin doing that, amirite?
+185When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's not amore. That's domestic violence, amirite?