+2,307Get punched: "Ow". Have something fall on your hand: "Ouch that hurt". Stub your toe: "Shit god damn mother fucker ow what the hell shit faced whore ass headed whole.", amirite?
+1,643You didn't know that jacuzzi was a brand name like kleenex. You thought it was just another name for a hot tub. amirite?
+600There are three types of people in the world 1) People who have requited love 2) People who have unrequited love 3) People who don't know what the word requited means, amirite?
+309Very few things strike as much fear into your heart as when you don't swallow your pill on the first try and you know that there is a bad taste coming your way. amirite?
+427Girls: when you tell a female teacher great news, she hugs you. When you tell a male teacher the same news, he gets scared to shake your hand because thinks you will report him for sexual harassment. amirite?
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+253If you ran into Queen Latifa on the street you wouldn't know which part of her name to use. amirite?
+457You love it when a CD connects the tracks together by moving the beat from one song to the next. amirite?
+451You automatically assume that there is something critically wrong with you when you find fresh blood on your hands and you have no idea where it came from. amirite?
+119It's awkward when you're having a conversation with someone and you both scratch your ear at the same time. amirite?
+270The world would be a much stranger place if girls fantasized about guys having sex with each other. amirite?
+16Its awkward when you do something without thinking or don't really remember doing it but then you notice it later and it's weird. For example, finding out that you placed a remote control on top of your head a while ago and have since then been balancing it there. amirite?