Boobs on a screen look bigger in a smaller image size. amirite?

As a connoisseur of the finer things in life id have to disagree wholeheartedly.

We live in a society in which greed has won, as we cannot thrive — let alone survive — without obtaining and maintaining something monetary to trade for non-negotiable necessities. amirite?

What do you propose instead of a society where people give people something in return for goods and services?

The reason we are surprised by science experiments is that we aren't used to math applying in real life, amirite?

Maths applies in real life every day. Do you not pay bills? Buy things? Measure ingredients? Leave the house and arrive on time?

People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?
Monsters Inc. Monsters only target kids rich enough to have their own room and closets, amirite?
The Tooth Fairy never said the teeth need to be yours... amirite?

The evil one shows up if you try to use someone else's teeth.

Men in fights don't hit each others balls, because the will feel it themselves... amirite?

The only way punching a man in the balls is going to hurt me, is if I hit him so hard I hurt my hand on his pelvis.

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?

It really is weird to think about how we all know how to just breath, use our arms, legs and blink with no prior experience. It just IS.

There will always be at least a million more suitable partners for you in the world, amirite?

I just like to remind myself that if someone is one in a million, there are 8,000 other people just like them.

We're living in the short period of history where all of humanity can easily interact. In the past it was impossible, and in the future we'll be too far apart, amirite?

I'm assuming you mean we can all easily interact right now because of the internet. I only see it getting easier to interact from here on out because of that.

A vegan technically can't swallow when giving a blowjob. amirite?

It's not like they have the stamina to make it to ejaculation.

Older people might take longer to answer, not because of brain deterioration, but because they have more things to consider because of life experience. amirite?

Old people take longer to respond because they aren't already thinking what to say when you finish talking

Of all animal parts, eyeballs are probably the second least favorite as food. amirite?

I'm not so sure about that, hooves, hide, uteri, and bones I think are all less favored. Eyeballs are often eaten as a delicacy.

The only thing preventing humans from building an outer space colony on mars is a lack of imagination, amirite?

Just build a really big rocket and point it down to push the earth out into space like that one episode of Futurama.

For all the millions of years of evolution to the human species, dogs and cats have a way better bum-hole for pooping without need for wiping. amirite?

all the millions of years..

Is really only 1 million, and effectively only the last quarter of it.