Actually.... there will always be... you are a part of it and this moment is only a speck. This is the hyperbolic afterlife mentioned in every religion. There is a certain consciousness to all matter.
Unfortunately it only affected my dick
no ≠ no if you're horny enough
The best thing to do if someone pretends to punch you is to actually punch them
Every parent has that experience of teaching their child to "roll and flick." Because if you try to teach them to go get a tissue, they'll just wipe it in their clothes or the furniture or a wall instead.
Don't remind me. I love Tarantino movies but I do not like Uma Thurman's nasty feet.
My dad did, but it wasn't very sneaky, he put the tin on the highest shelf, except I'm taller than him so I'd normally get up at like 2 am to steal a wispa or a twix depending on my mood.
Elephant Seals. You're welcome.
I just gagged at "sticky & moist"
Very accurate. Practice makes perfect... Monotony makes indifference
I would rather not imagine that but unfortunately I did. I really hope you don't have to do that multiple times a day.
I was thinking about this before. We had a massive row. Then she let rip.
We laughed so hard
Or an aeroplane diving in the ocean
Uno reverse card