If there was nothing before life, there's probably nothing after it. amirite?

Actually.... there will always be... you are a part of it and this moment is only a speck. This is the hyperbolic afterlife mentioned in every religion. There is a certain consciousness to all matter.

You could have been born as a micro organism, amirite?

Unfortunately it only affected my dick

"Rules are made to be broken" ≠ "Rules are meant to be broken", amirite?

no ≠ no if you're horny enough

Some people believe those that blink when others pretend to hit them are weak and cowardly, but that actually indicates their brain is smart enough to protect their eyes when danger approaches their face. amirite?

The best thing to do if someone pretends to punch you is to actually punch them

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who ate their boogers as kids and those who didn't. amirite?

Every parent has that experience of teaching their child to "roll and flick." Because if you try to teach them to go get a tissue, they'll just wipe it in their clothes or the furniture or a wall instead.

Rockstar games are the Tarantino movies of the game world. amirite?
@paintingsbyO Not counting the foot fetish

Don't remind me. I love Tarantino movies but I do not like Uma Thurman's nasty feet.

Having a secret snack stash that the kids don't know about makes you wonder if your parents had a secret snack stash too, amirite?

My dad did, but it wasn't very sneaky, he put the tin on the highest shelf, except I'm taller than him so I'd normally get up at like 2 am to steal a wispa or a twix depending on my mood.

Walrus are the sumo wrestler of the animal kingdom, amirite?

Elephant Seals. You're welcome.

Males tend to have better hand-eye coordination than females not just from genetics but because they practice with aim, coordination, velocity etc. multiple times a day from a young age...peeing. amirite?
Males tend to have better hand-eye coordination than females not just from genetics but because they practice with aim, coordination, velocity etc. multiple times a day from a young age...peeing. amirite?
@mkfireman Yet they still always manage to piss on the floor

Very accurate. Practice makes perfect... Monotony makes indifference

Males tend to have better hand-eye coordination than females not just from genetics but because they practice with aim, coordination, velocity etc. multiple times a day from a young age...peeing. amirite?
@kozscabble Wanna talk about hand eye coordination? Try changing a tampon while hovering over a portapotty.

I would rather not imagine that but unfortunately I did. I really hope you don't have to do that multiple times a day.

If you are covered in lava and jump in de water will you turn into stone. amirite?
Farting in front of your partner is a sign of true love. amirite?

I was thinking about this before. We had a massive row. Then she let rip.

We laughed so hard

The last car most people will ride in is a hearse, amirite?

Or an aeroplane diving in the ocean

People will argue about anything, amirite?