Adam & Eve is a good title for a sex shop and a rib joint, amirite?

It is the title of a sex shop

Spllenig deos not mtaetr bceuase you can atcaully raed aynhting as lnog as the frist and lsat ltteer are in tehir oiriganl palce, amirite?

oh my god yuor rhgit, epecxt wehn it's a one, two, or trehe letetr wrod, tehn it dseont wrok

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?

I'd love that to happen!

The Baby of a Vegan can't be Vegan as the breast milk it drinks comes from an Animal. They also can't formula feed as there is no Vegan formula. amirite?
@hwoarangatan We don't apply the requirement to obtain consent to non-human animals because they don't possess the level of...

Highly intelligent primal humans already kept cattle and killed animals for food, were they asking for consent?

If humanity started with two humans, then technically we are all inbred. amirite?

You could take it a step further and say that we all came from the same single cell organism which means everything on this planet is inbred, including us.

You probably have an ancestor that looks exactly like you, amirite?

Unlike me, they got laid, so they definitely look better than me

people who give money to Twitch and SnapChat girls and pay for porn; can feel a lot better about themselves if they donate that money to charity and give it to poor people. amirite?
@Milkzey YOU are not sure!

yes I am.
Beign a volunteer gives you some perspective on how charities works

When intergalactic travel is a thing, we need to change the current 5-star rating system. amirite?

When? Boy we're gonna kill ourselves while we're still on this rock

The Baby of a Vegan can't be Vegan as the breast milk it drinks comes from an Animal. They also can't formula feed as there is no Vegan formula. amirite?
@hwoarangatan We don't apply the requirement to obtain consent to non-human animals because they don't possess the level of...

Squids, chimps and so on and so forth all are super intelligent and conscious, with the latter even proven to make decisions based on moral and emotional intelligence.

Chimpanzees kill and eat monkeys and other animals.

If the universe is ever expanding and has no limit, logically that is magic. amirite?

Earth is getting smaller

Before dating was a thing, early humans probably had mating rituals like most animals, amirite?

We do, look at some cultures around the world and how we think of dancing as a form of flirtation

Not all people have internal dialogs with themselves and its very upsetting. amirite?
If you see someone who's clothes are covered in dog hair then you're near someone who has true love in their life, amirite?
@Iapetus-11 Can you get another dog?

No, unfortunately I can't. I work more than 12 hours a day and a dog needs to be walked more than that. I'm working harder so that a dog can eventually live with me.

It's a shame babies are so weak, because those sharp little knuckles could do some real damage in the octagon. amirite?

You and I have encountered very different babies

Mirrors don't actually break. They just multiply, amirite?

I could see myself reflecting on this.