If all the billionaires go to space the meek really will inherit the earth. amirite?
@Girlislit Dog doesn't mean shoe

LEGO people live in houses made of their own flesh

Adam & Eve is a good title for a sex shop and a rib joint, amirite?

It is the title of a sex shop

Car batteries are always dead in horror movies because the previous ocupants forgot to turn the headlights off, amirite?

That make too much sense to ignore.

The "J" is backwards, amirite?
Spllenig deos not mtaetr bceuase you can atcaully raed aynhting as lnog as the frist and lsat ltteer are in tehir oiriganl palce, amirite?

oh my god yuor rhgit, epecxt wehn it's a one, two, or trehe letetr wrod, tehn it dseont wrok

Eggs are actually dairy. amirite?
Women only show love to keep what they fear missing from leaving them. amirite?
@Coeurdemonstre1 Sexist much?

How is that showing prejudice to women?

If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis, amirite?

Imagine the urge to scratch!

If we colonise Mars, every country on Earth will become a 1st world country, amirite?
the difference between butterflies and mosquito hawks (otherwise known as hawk moths, or crane flies) is that mosquito hawks have HEAVY crackhead energy. amirite?
Nursing homes are where we place inconvenient people. amirite?

Or once indispensable assholes

Schrodinger's cat is definitely dead because he put it in that box in 1935. amirite?
fighter jet Pilots must be very bored on Roller coasters, amirite?

Someone just seen the meme of the Asian guy on a roller coaster...

You really feel the shortness of February when rent is due. amirite?

Not really?

the difference between butterflies and mosquito hawks (otherwise known as hawk moths, or crane flies) is that mosquito hawks have HEAVY crackhead energy. amirite?

i was thinking of a different thing, a hawk moth is something entirely different, my bad.
but crane fly and mosquito hawk are the same, and the creature i meant.