Someone born whilst Jack the Ripper was active probably lived long enough to own a vhs tape. amirite?
Pork sausage is probably what a cooked penis tastes like, amirite?

Only the sausage usually has other pork parts and seasonings mixed in.

When male pornstars go through breakups, they don't have to worry about their exes spreading rumors about their dick size, amirite?
Unless you get Cremated, eventually your body will be eaten by small bugs and little critters. amirite?
With all the weird filters on tiktok & Instagram, someone is probably gonna make a filter which will make it look like some dude cummed on your face. amirite?

Just do one that makes your face look bloody, then add the Chinese censorship version.

There are no married dead people, amirite?
Only the poorest rich people fly in first class, amirite?
@dankXD That could actually be a good differentiator in the United States for middle class - can you afford to take a...

Without my airline card, i wouldn't be able to. I can usually get 750.00 a year in airline tickets to go somewhere.

Only the poorest rich people fly in first class, amirite?
@potatobunny That's not true. My work caters to millionaires and billionaires. A lot fly first class. One, a billionaire, flys...

So this one billionaire I know spends $35,000 or so each way on charter flights to fly him and his wife to one of their several homes around the US. (He used to own a private jet but is now retired.) One (beautiful!) home is part of a country club setup where the median price for homes is about six million US. Membership of the club is optional, but costs $30K per year. My friend doesn't play golf or tennis, but he and his wife love the food at the club's restaurant which boasts a French-trained chef - so he pays the annual membership fee, even though they spend perhaps four weeks each year in that home. So my girl and I went to visit the couple at that home (we've been to the others also) and I discovered that the Internet service there was rather poor. I did a quick online check, then let him know he could get 1 gigabit fiber at that location, for something like $70 per month. No, he said, he doesn't want to spend that much on Internet service!

Which is one of my favorite stories, about how we all have things we'll spend a lot on, and things on which we won't - even billionaires!

Dead people have the same heartbeat, amirite?
The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?

The keys are placed so that most frequent letters can be typed with ease.

The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?
The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?
It is inevitable that technology will outpace biology. We are training and creating our future…, amirite?

Tech is getting exponentially faster.

General-knowledge AI will reach a tipping point where it becomes as intelligent as humans and then quickly surpasses us.

Ray Kurzweil talks about this a lot.

Sometimes antiperspirants are the only solution for depression, which itself depressing, amirite?

Sweat depresses you?

It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
@-avoidingwork- Boobs aren't genitals. Dicks are.

Then why are boobs treated as such? (I know they aren't, just pointing out how they are often treated the same)