+2,434A squirrel and an owl were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey, amirite?
+1,412There's an evil Swedish guy that makes all the chocolate for every chocolate box, and for every two good tasting chocolates he puts in the box, he puts in one that tastes like soap. Then he makes an evil Swedish laugh. amirite?
+5681.) Go to google translate. 2.) Copy & paste this: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpvpvzk kkkkk bsch 3.) Translate from german to german. 4.) Click "Listen". You shat bricks, amirite?
+572It's sort of weird that one of the few items listed on my local grocery store's coupon handout for the Black Friday sale is a poinsettia. Who goes to a Black Friday grocery store sale with the thought in their mind "HOLD EVERYTHING. I NEED A MOTHER FUCKING POINSETTIA," amirite?
+381Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that you're in here, You're a very large animal, any sudden movements may injure somebody, I don't know why you're here, none of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you, you should probably leave. amirite?
-11Timmy Turner, Chuckie Finster, Tommy Pickles, Bart Simpson, Ash Ketchum, Ben Tennyson, and Jimmy Neutron were all voiced by girls. I just ruined your childhood. amirite?
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+476I like straw huts and I cannot lie, you other nomads can't deny, that when a hut gets built using mud and silt and a thatched roof out of a quilt you get stunned! amirite?
+489It's frustrating when you're building a school, but accidentally build it with thirty one-room stories instead of one thirty-room story, amirite?
+1,371I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should I sing? I'm thinking Baby by Justin Beiber, amirite?
+2,282You know how awkward it would be to have braille shirts for blind people? "Oh, you're wearing an aeropostale today? What's this lump on your sh-- ... oh... oh, gosh. I'm sorry" amirite?
+5,035People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?