John_MacTavish

It's strange that a lot of humans see themselves as separate from other animals in the animal kingdom in two distinct groups: human and non human animals. There's really nothing special about people other than their intelligence, in the same way there's nothing special about a cheetah other than running at 70 mph and keen hunting instincts. There's no reason for humans to think of themselves as special or seperate ... amirite?

I remember reading the post and argument you had that spawned this post. Just so you are all aware. Also, Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: "Hello?" Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes." Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only two thousand pounds. Is it okay if I buy it?" Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2012 models. I saw one I really liked." Man: "How much?" Woman: "I think its 68,000 pounds." Man: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options." Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. The asking-price is 1.25 million." Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 1 mil." Woman: "Okay, honey, you're the best! I love you!"vMan: "Bye, I love you, too."vThe man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him. He starts to smile and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?" That Is All

Girls like to see two guys kissing almost as often as guys like to see two girls kissing, amirite?
It's ironic that A list celebrities spend a lot of their time trying not to be noticed so they can just live their lives, but I bet one of the places they really wish they could get noticed would be while driving. You can just imagine a big SUV with neon signs on the side that say 'Attention, this is Brad Pitt. I shit thee not, the real Brad Pitt. Do not cut me off again and please let me in the damn turning lane.', amirite?

Oh god oh god oh god my first post of the day. Umm I'd like to thank my mom and dad who always believed in me. My brother and sister who always pushed me to be my best, everyone who is just so great to me. Gosh I'm tearing up, you are all so wonderful, thank you so much. And a special thanks to our lord and savior... Anthony! Who really made this possible. Thank you again, good bye

women dont want equality. women want to be treated like a woman and paid like a man, amirite?
@1546804

Haha! Right now? Your living in the kitchen and being degraded now? Or try you have 5 advertisements an hour just to say how independent and strong women are and how they can't be treated poorly. Or the fact that now a days 73 % of women or being paid on par with men regardless of gender but as much as 82% still think men should pay for first dates, 14% think that men should pay for everything in the relationship without question. Society is getting pretty damn optimal for women lately. I think you meant to say 60 years ago

If you need the government to protect your culture, it’s already dead. It’s like if you need armed guards to keep your wife in your house, your marriage is already dead. If you need violence to protect your ideas, your ideas are worthless to begin with.

At first I laughed at your
over-generalizing naive stupidity. Then I noticed you were american and realized that this kind of thought is probably considered typical or even clever for you jackasses. So if my house gets broken into and I use violence to protect myself and the idea that I have a right to my safety then that idea is worthless? The government protects every single religious culture and it's right to be practiced, so I guess there isn't a single operating belief system that isn't already dead? You know what this feeling I have right now is? It's called second hand humiliation. I am humiliated simply because what you are expressing... Is that. Fucking. Stupid.

@I think Romeo & Juliet is immensely overrated.

A 3 day relationship between a 13 year old and 17 year old that killed 6 people? Let's make it the basis for all great love relationships for centuries!

Why can't Justin Bieber sing about love at 16, but when MJ was like 5 it was fine that he was singing about love, I mean MJ is awesome and all but it's kind of hypocritical Amirite?

Michael Jackson wasn't a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

You would never vote for a class president whose main platform was outlawing dodge-ball, amirite?
An interesting super power would be to have the confidence to do anything that is within your power, considering how many things you don't do simply due to lack of confidence it'd have a big positive effect on your life without making you seem like some sort of freak show, amirite?

Or laser eyes

Saying "Screw this new healthcare bill, I'm moving to Canada." is like saying "Screw this terrible economy, I'm moving to Greece.", amirite?
@cherryblaster Canada has a good healthcare system though....not to make this a debate about public vs. privatized health care...

Actually by definition it is free. I get a heart attack, go to the hospital, get taken care of, recover, go home. You get a heart attack, go to the hospital, get taken care of, recover, go home, get bill for 160000 dollars, sell your own house to pay it off, go through hell for the next 5 years to get back what you lost to pay for your heart attack care. I hate the medical view in the states that seems to be "If you are worth money you're worthy of our attention"

You know it was fun if it hurts the morning after, amirite?

Rape, rectal hemorrhaging, being hit by a 2009 hummer 3, being attacked by a pair of Mexican midgets with a tennis racket.

If the government denies a woman the right to abort the fetus, then the government should have to pay for everything. Sonograms, blood transfusions, Adoption papers, check-ups... EVERYTHING, amirite?

Welcome to Canada! Where you can choose to abort or not and the government still pays for everything!

Crucifixion really isn't the worst way to die, amirite?

Speaking from experience?

Hatred should be reserved for terrorists and murderers, not for singers like Justin Bieber, who are just trying to make their way in the world, amirite?

Too vague to properly consider for me. Are soldiers murderers? Is it only terrorism if you are in the victimized country? Can you hate Justin bieber for saying women shouldn't ever be allowed abortions even in rape scenarios?