+7You've never seen cats having sex. You know why? Because they know if they let us see them having sex were going to steal their position just like we did with the dogs, amirite?
+25If you ever met a celebrity you really liked you'd want to be the fan that's different from all the rest that get over excited by being nonchalant and saying something like "Oh are you _? that's cool, have a good night." but if they say anything other than "Wow how refreshing to meet someone who treats me like a normal person, here is my number, call me if you'd like to hang out some time." you'd feel like you just wasted an opportunity, amirite?
+18Everybody has that certain number of drinks where their brain starts telling them strangely unhelpful things like "If you just keep talking the police will definitely let you go." and "You know what's weaker than your fist? THAT WINDOW!", amirite?
-7There are 700,000 Doctors in the US. Number of deaths caused by doctors per year is 120,000. Therefore there are 0.171 accidental deaths per Doctor per year. Now think about this: There are 80,000,000 gun owners in the US. The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. Therefore the number of accidental deaths per gun owner per year is 0.000188. So, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, ‘Guns don’t kill people, doctors do.’, amirite?
-21Your first thought when you heard about that guy on some sort of drug that ate off a guys face and took 8 bullets was 'Oh man how cool would it be if this is the first of many prologue zombie apocalypse events.' If not, you're thinking it right now, amirite?
-13I bet a few almost sane women got together once upon a time and said "We need a word to describe the desire to strive for equality among the 2 genders in which we can progress societally." "So maybe equalism then?" "That's really good, but we need a way to make the whole thing sound self serving and cut away most of the male demographic who would have supported the cause." "Ah, Femanism it is.", amirite?
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+269Now that most computers have touchscreens, websites should make their advertising links look like smudges, amirite?
+17Everyone has a set of morals. The rules and codes they try to live by. Some people have a set of morals and pick a religion that exemplifies and respects the same morals. Many more people pick a religion and adopt the moral guidelines that religion sets. Others decide their set of morals without religion and rely purely on their own ethical compass. None of these choices are better than any other, merely different, amirite?
+288Del is the most accepted unit of pain measurment coming from the latin word Dolor meaning pain. "The human body can bear up to 45 del but at the time of giving birth, a woman can feel up to 57 del. This is 20 bones getting fractured at the same time. A kick in the balls is above 9000 del which is giving birth to 160 kids or breaking up to 3200 bones." Interesting concept, but something tells me the study done for this information was probably run by a man, amirite?
+10It's really weird that in society it is completely normal for people to make fun of short people, but it's incredibly offensive and rude to make fun of someone for being fat. Yes there are occasions where obesity is a genetic outcome so it shouldn't be made fun of but height is ALWAYS a genetic outcome that we shamelessly pick on people for. Over weight people should not have the immunity to being picked on that they do in society equivalent to someone who has a mental or physical disability, amirite?
-13If any of your friends gave you acne medication youd be extremely humiliated and think they are a total douche. So what kind of sick bastard gives someone acne medication? The same sick bastard who would televise giving someone acne medication, amirite?
-6Some believe in the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. Some believe a man in the sky created everything in 6 days and then mooched around on the 7th. Which is valid? Neither, and both. They attempt to apply meaning to something where meaning may, or may not exist. Creationism and the Big Bang are in that sense, as bad as each other. They are both attempts for us to explain the unexplainable , amirite?
+145How sad is it that we have a popular game in society called truth or dare because half the game is about how it's such a refreshing novelty to be told the truth. We have to make a game about forcing the truth out of people only on principle because lying is such a common part of life, amirite?
-25How ridiculous is it that a teenager of 16 years can look at a religion thats 2.2 billion people or 1/3rd of the worlds population, has existed for millennia, and decided 'This religion is all crap, in my infinite teenage wisdom God doesn't exist, he shouldn't exist, and anyone who believes in him is an idiot.' that's such a hypocritical view of irrationality. Is God and Christianity right? Probably not, most of it's views are wildly inaccurate, but how can someone be so stubbornly pretentious? amirite?
-7The new Syndrome coined in the world today. The societal syndrome in which something gets so popular that it is no longer popular to like it and the shift must move towards a group trying to establish 'character' and 'non-conformity' by dislike the thing simply for it's popularity in culture. Examples- Apple products, Nickleback, and Christianity. amirite?