Really you should be offended if they don't try to convert you. That means they don't want you in Heaven.
Mamihlapinatapai (Yaghan): A look shared by two people, each wishing that the other will offer something that they both desire but are unwilling to suggest or offer themselves.
If anyone would have bothered to check the date on this post, you would've seen that its from 30 years ago. It made sense when op posted it.
That's a great idea and wouldn't take any getting used to [!]
Don't do drugs, stay in school.
A girl you're dating or THE girl you're dating?
Girls are like snowflakes; I try to get them to land on my tongue.
It would be pretty cool if we still fought wars with swords and shit...
ha wat a loser
Then there would be nothing to stop Law Enforcement Officers from illegally obtaining evidence. Believe me, I'm a law enforcement major, and I'd love it if illegally obtained evidence were admissible in court, but that would infringe upon the rights of citizens. There would be nothing to prevent police wire tapping, torture of suspects, around the clock interrogation, and unwarranted searches.
The person could be allergic to your pet.
It's not a free country for anyone.
A more apt comparison would be alcohol:nail gun::no alcohol:hammer
Nails can be driven in both ways, just as fun can be had in both ways, but it's quicker for the common man to drive nails with a nail gun, just as fun comes quicker to the inebriated. However, nail guns are more expensive than hammers and could be more dangerous if used unsafely.
WAIT I GET IT. Cause of the Jesus Fish? Ichthys! Bass is a guitar, but bass is a fish. Got it! Nailed it! Check please!
I'd probably go with some kind of doctor.