All my Facebook friends have Facebook.
You're not dancing with the right people.
I just say Canadia on purpose.
I don't give a shit about her music, she's a good person and she provides a much better roll model than most other musicians.
FOR THE BENEFIT OF THOSE NOT IN THE KNOW, Anthony is Amirites daddy.
Your friend, the CIA <3
Hijacking a plane, for instance.
I would love my girlfriend no matter how she looks.
I do... Think about your girlfriend when I masturbate, I mean.
The least people could do is to stop hating police officers. I don't think I've ever heard the word "cop" without it being preceded by an insult. Yeah, you got a ticket, you were breaking the law. Cops are just trying to do their jobs and keep everyone safe, but most people just HATE them for it.
When a girl asks me how they look I just say beautiful without looking at them and they're like "WTF you didn't even look at me." and I'm like "I didn't need to look at you, you're always beautiful." And it's awesome.
Reminds me of
Never call a woman a bitch. The only "B" word you should ever call a woman is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful.
Hey, guys too!
You're dumb that's 4.
It actually took 6 men to raise it and the pole was actually a drainage pipe that weighed over 100 pounds. Yes it's easy to lift a hundred pounds, but it's not easy to raise a 100 pound flag pole after fighting the Japanese for four days.
Picture is unrelated?