My name isn't really John Smith.
I know attractive girls that are nice. Lots of them. Maybe you're just an asshole.
If you can die for your country, you should be able to drink.
And have a wonderful time.
And while she looked so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her when she smiles.
I wear jungle boots but I haven't killed anyone for HOURS!
Because you can move your hand/arm faster than they can move their pelvis.
It's not something I can turn off, it's a curse! I'm terrible at funerals!
Then we've got the Jews to thank for the crucifixion of Jesus?
I don't like him because of what he did when he hosted punked, which has really been the only exposure that I've had to him. He talked like an idiot, saying stuff like "that'll be dope, yo." and when thu asked him who he wanted to punk, he was like, "Well, Taylor Swift is the nicest person I know and she would never hurt anyone, so I'm gonna make her think her life is ruined. Dawg."
Hey, fuck you bitch!
Pretty sure that this post is the reason that that smiley exists on this website.
Are people not aware that Air Marshals are a thing?
Well, you're already on one.