Reading other people's minds would be cool but being able to project thoughts into someone else's mind would be fun. When you pass someone smoking you could project "Smoking kills!" or project random things to make people paranoid or crazy: "everyone is watching you!" or "the CIA is after you!" amirite?

The CIA is not after you.

we all know that person who has a "photography!" album on their facebook, and it's just crooked and/or blurry pictures of the sky, trees, flowers etc. that looks like they were taken on a cellphone. thats not photography, it requires actual skill and practice. amirite?

A photograph is a picture, a photographer is someone who takes pictures, anyone who takes pictures if a photographer, they don't have to be good.

People will always be lying when they say, "i'm dead," amirite?

A friend and I have an inside joke where dead means gay so I guess if she went lesbian she could tell me she's dead and not be lying.

It's really annoying when people think it's fun to mess with you when they know you're in a bad mood, amirite?

You're probably cute when you're mad. There are people that i anger on purpose cause they're cute when they're mad.

These days it seems unacceptable for Americans to be patriotic, and cool to be anti-American, amirite?

How I read it: " These days, it seems unacceptable to be intelligent, and cool to be stupid, amirite?"

I couldn't agree more.

It would be interesting to continuously go between two retailers who claim to "beat any price" and see if you can get shit for free, amirite?

It's jerks like you that make places say they'll match a competitors price instead of beating it.

69% of people can find something sexual in EVERYTHING, amirite?

haha I get it "in" everything, like you put your dick in something! Hilarious!

You feel like the laws in your country are too restrictive, amirite?

I feel that laws should be more restrictive. I'd like alcohol and tobacco to be illegalized and I'd like minor laws to be more strictly enforced, like speed limits and Jay-walking.

Tennis isn't a real sport, all they do is stand there and grunt (even the women) amirite?

Tennis isn't a sport because a wall plays it better than any person.

There is a fair number of attractive ladies on this site, amirite?

*there are

You support gay marriage, amirite?

I think I'm rather unique in that I'm fine with gay marriage, but I don't think gays should have kids. I mean, it's fine if they adopt, but I believe that a baby should only be had between a man and a woman (who love each other) and gay couples shouldn't be using sperm/egg donation to have kids. I can't know whether God intended for men to marry men or for women to marry women, but there is one thing of which I am sure, and that is that men can not impregnate men and women can not impregnate women.

R.I.P to the 2,976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P to the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit. Amirite?

You realize that most of those Afghans and Iraqis weren't killed by Americans, or any western nation for that matter. They were killed by Middle Eastern extremists.

Tennis isn't a real sport, all they do is stand there and grunt (even the women) amirite?
Girls who identify as straight are more likely to kiss a member of the same sex than guys who identify as straight. amirite?

Girls can be straight? Pretty sure the most that they can be is bisexual since there are some girls that it's impossible not to fall in love with.

It's weird to think that Shane Dawson is a virgin. amirite?

Not really considering he's like 7.