"Does this dress make me look illiterate?"
Should just be "Myethnicproblems.com" and have different categories for different ethnicities.
He's Amirites daddy.
What is pom?
I'm 18 and have never been kissed.
Step it up, ladies.
You've seen it happen? Like, you were just sitting there and a couple of people across the room started fisting?
Those aren't gauges, those are those cool blade-less dyson fans.
Sir/madam, I regret to inform you that you have assumed an incorrct standing on the matter. Silence your mutterings, you flamboyant homosexual.
Yours, et cetera, John T. Smith.
I have a thing for women. Maybe I could find a girl that's into men? That'd be great!
The only reason I don't like Favvkes is cause her name has the 2 Vs instead of a W. I know it's supposed to be Fawkes, but My head reads is Fa-veh-veh-ks.
See what their lives/houses/genitals are like.
Bitch just wants him for his sub.
I've found that the trick to that achievement is to have made an account at least two years ago.
They didn't really have cellphones yet, so people carried around pagers, which are pretty much cellphones that only accept the text message "Call me."
You're 13? pfft, when I was your age I was 18.